1. The Europeans only have to learn one language to speak to us all. Think how many languages we have to learn to speak to all of them.

2. Europeans drive on the wrong side of the road. It’s downright dangerous.

3. Every time we try to do something with the Europeans, it is doomed. The Concorde is just one example (there are more, I assure you).

4. Europeans have no respect for the monarchy. Look what they did to theirs.

5. How can people who love snails, frogs, ants and olives, yet hate Marmite and milk tea, ever be trusted?

6. The mainland has no place to hunt foxes. How uncivilized!

7. The Europeans have an unfair advantage in football. We’re not sure exactly how they do it, but we’ll figure it out.

8. Sunshine is dangerous and causes skin cancer.

Europe is full of it. Sunshine, that is. Here we have healthy rain.

9. The British have Blue Stilton.

So who needs Roquefort anyway?

10. After all these solid reasons for leaving the EU, you still want a tenth? Fish and chips! Mushy peas! British beer! Waterloo! Here’s a pint and now sod off!